Monday, February 13, 2006

Cheney Shoots Lawyer

This image was originally posted at Acme Animation

This weekend, American Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot a member of his hunting party. Despite never serving in the US military, Dick apparently shares the same wild abandon for shooting civilians that his soldiers do. When asked how many times this has happened in the past, the vice president reportedly snarled, "I don't do body counts!"

At least he only winged him. This probably won't get Dick in as much trouble as his last hunting accident.

1 comment:

Karl said...

It's not like he did anything wrong, man. He shot a LAWYER! In doing so, he probably saved the life of a perfectly innocent quail.