American soldiers traumatised by fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan are to be offered the drug ecstasy to help free them of flashbacks and recurring nightmares.
Okay, so G.I. Joe gets free 'E'. Fine. But wouldn't it have been a better idea to dose the lawmakers that sent those kids into that hell, in the first place? Before any of those nightmares ever began?
The problem now is that these returning sons and daughters are going to need a heck of a lot of 'e'. We could run out. The Gentle Rant wants to make sure the world is using its remaining 'E' supplies wisely, and offers this advice for free,
Before we completely deplete our remaining world 'e' supplies, make sure the following 'people" are well and truly filled with the stuff, for everyone's good...
1. George W Bush, the usurper, and his posse
2. Tony Blair (40 mins. before his next lying spree in the Commons)
3. Ariel Sharon, the Butcher of Sabra and Chatila
4. Pres. Karimov of Uzbekistan (dude who boils people alive)
5. The General Staffs of the Colombian, Burmese, Congolese, Indonesian, Israeli, Russian, Chinese, Turkish, Saudi Arabian, Egyptian, South African, and American military forces.
6. Kim Jong Il of N. Korea (probably won't feel it)
7. The heads of the big media organizations (they write the lies that make the whole world kill)
8. The CEOs of the 'Fortune Five Hundred"
9. The 5 U.S. Supreme Court Justices that began this latest series of charades five years ago.
10. And you might as well send a truckload or so by the TGR offices just in case we have left out anyone particularly vile and don't remember until later...